Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
Enlightenment is man’s emergence from his self-imposed immaturity. Immaturity is the inability to use one’s understanding without guidance from another.
The only thing I hate more than having a dirty house is cleaning.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
How to differentiate between countries fast:
In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country, don't breathe the air.
In capitalist country man exploits man; communist one is the exact opposite.
Democracy means government by the uneducated, while aristocracy means government by the badly educated.
Is Marxism-Leninism is scientific? No, surely not. It is yet to be tested on animals.
Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light?
Take my advice — I'm not using it.
All lunatics, but he who is able to analyze his delusions, is a philosopher.