Poems

When old men are carried in hearse,
They wonder, "This expense is great;
Of course by all means
Is simply immense,
But it doesn't come out of my purse".

When seeking some titles of honour,
Remember, this is a great feat
Unlike the former
't is a winner
Plan to give title some honour.

There was a judge sitting in chamber,
Who told the culprit, "My fellow",
"I take you a great fool".
"You are the learned",
Said he "We both are mistaken."