Wednesday, December 7, 2016

For a lighter time...

How easy is happiness for a Pessimist !
They can become happy by proving that there is no such thing called happiness.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

The path to immortality is through our children

Who is quoted, most often? The famous Greek, Anonymous.

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is called husband!

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

The optimist says, “The glass is half full.”
The pessimist says, “The glass is half empty.”
The rationalist says, “This glass is twice as big as it needs 
to be.”

It  turns  out  that,  however wonderful,  this  world  is  or  isn’t,
we’re only here for a short visit. But short compared to what?
Unlimited number of years?

Not only  God is incapable of determining future, future will determine God.

Consider the age-old question: If a tree falls in a forest and there is no one around to hear, does it make a sound?
This question was posed by great men of antiquity, and there is still no philosophical consensus as to what the answer should be.
But ask a scientist the same question, and he'll go off for short while, apply for a grant or two and come back saying, "Well, we've solved it for the teak and the elm, but we're still working on the general case"!

Women's faults are many,
but men have only two.
Everything they say and
everything they do